超級大剋星

今天下午,在辦公室時...

手機響了...

拿起來一看...

來電顯示*我*...

嚇了一跳...

*我怎麼會打給我?*

過了幾秒...

想起...

我的另一支手機,借給我哥了...

是的,他今天凌晨五點多就到汶萊了...

睽違三年...

以前覺得他講話,台灣口音超重...

今天發覺他講話的口音,變得很不倫不類,好像老外在講華語...

跟*S*在msn上聊到我哥回來的這件事...

她以為我會因此而很忙碌,要忙著家庭聚餐之類的...

殊不知...

我跟他們向來是不同世界的人,尤其是跟我哥...

從我有記憶以來,假設是五歲開始有清晰記憶好了...

這十幾年來,我跟我哥不知道有沒有說超過100句話(說不定連50句都不到)...

後來開始有那麼一點點交集,是5年前的事,從msn開始的(我以前好像有寫過這件事)...

5年來,我們也不知道有沒有講超過20句話(我指當面交談)...

總而言之...

他回來,就是我的惡夢,就是我最想逃家的時刻...

昨晚回到家,因此跟我媽大吼大叫了一番...

理由很蠢...

就是她擅自作主,把我長期放在我哥房間的CD和DVD收進他的櫃子裡...

我這輩子,最痛恨別人沒有經過我的允許,亂碰我的東西...

我狠狠地甩了我爸媽的房門...

把CD搬出來時,發現我媽站在我身後...

我:"妳站在這裡幹嘛???走開啦!"

她狠狠地瞪著我,沒吭聲...

把東西搬了一圈回來,她還站在原地...

我:"妳到底站在這裡幹甚麼???走開啦!!!"

我又晃了一圈回來,她還是沒動...

我:"妳現在到底是想怎樣???站在這裡幹甚麼???滾出去啦!!!"

她終於吭聲了,大吼回來:"妳到底在吼甚麼???妳不要以為我不敢打妳!!!"

我:"妳就試試看!!!"

她:"妳又敢怎樣???打我啊???"

我:"妳就看我敢不敢!!!"

我們繼續互瞪...

在這期間,我爸都站在門口看著我們兩個(他原本在房間睡覺,後來應該是跟在我媽後面出來的,準備來看戲的)...

瞪了一陣子...

我爸:"唉唷...只要把床弄好,他能睡就好了...其他東西放著有甚麼關係,他又不是要搬回來住,才兩個禮拜而已..."

我媽終於滾出了房間,然後聽到她的房門又被用力地甩了一下(可憐的門啊,我們對不起你!)

戲散場了,我爸也閃了...

我就繼續忙我的...

我就說嘛...

我哥是我這輩子的剋星,也是永遠合不來的兩兄妹...

他只要一回來,我就會有永遠受不完的氣...

我搞不好真的應該要離家出走兩個星期,有沒有人願意收留我?

剛剛跟*鯊魚*聊了幾句,關於espeed和router的事...

*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
if u discovered me not online for a very long time, pls call the police !
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
yes i will
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
i will definitely need help
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
because it may mean u might have met an incident nearby
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
或者被軟禁在家,與世隔絕
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
 i would imagine u maybe are trying to get online but couldnt because ur bro might have accidentally switched off the router.. or ur dad refuses to pay the bill..
and then u die halfway while trying to get the router on but couldnt make it
hhahaha
and when we found ur body, ur posture will be like one hand reaching out for the router..
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
and the dogs lying beside my dead body
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
hahahahha
trying to dial 911 for u too
because without u
they will die
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
 brunei got 911 meh
u better chk properly leh
dont call the wrong number
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
991 i think
LOL!!!
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
 pls standby the phone directory
it's too risky
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
i will tattoo the while directory on my body
can?
*whole
*careandactionsforstrays.blogspot.com* 時間是時候靜止了吧... says:
yes, pls do it asap...and tattoo it in the right place
if not, difficult to read
[c=4]Everytime when Doris looks at your face, she knows you are blessed[/c] says:
hahahhaa

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